Friday, February 16, 2007

Read our Lips! .

Learn it and memorise it!
FINE

This is the word women use to end anargument
when they are right and you need toshut up.

FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is
half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if
you have just been given 5 more
minutes to watch the game before
helping around the house.

NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm.
This means "something," and you should
be on your toes.
Arguments that begin with 'Nothing'usually end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission.

DON'T DO IT !!!!LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is anonverbal statement often
misunderstood by men.

A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are
an idiot and wonders why she iswasting her time standing here and
arguing with you over"Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous
statements that a woman can make to aman."That's Okay" means that she wants to
think long and hard before deciding
how and when you will pay for your
mistake.

THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not
question it or faint.Just say "you're welcome."---.